cockeyed

How to sign: very drunk

Similiar / Same: blind drunk, tipsy, tiddley, tiddly, squiffy, sozzled, sloshed, slopped, pie-eyed, fuddled, crocked, blotto, besotted, pixilated, potty, pissed, smashed, soaked, soused, plastered, loaded, wet, stiff, tight

cockeyed

How to sign: turned or twisted toward one side
"a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton; "his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff";

Similiar / Same: askew, awry, wonky, skew-whiff, lopsided

cockeyed

How to sign: completely devoid of wisdom or good sense
"the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework"; "that's a cockeyed idea"; "ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer"; "a contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it is ludicrous to call a co;

Similiar / Same: derisory, laughable, nonsensical, preposterous, absurd, idiotic, ludicrous, ridiculous